Marianne De Bonis. 22 years old. First of her name. Lady of St Leonard. Vanier College alumna. Queen of Awkwardness. CART student. Designer. Watcher of many shows. Reader of books. Knower of many things. Connoisseur of fine foods. Obsessed with Ed Sheeran. Collector of Swarovski crystal figurines. Moocher of her brother's Netflix account. Lover of dogs. I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on my external hard drive somewhere. I can’t remember who I stole the previous sentence from or why. Am I crazy or am I so sane that you just blew your mind? Mic drop.